a long long time ago. but not too long. when i was 6 years old. i live in a place called selayang. it is located in KL. i guess.

one day. i took a walked around my hometown. when i walk and walk and walk. with my careless attitude, i fell into a sewage. i thought i had drown for an instance. but lucky me. there was nothing in the sewage.

i started to walked again and tried to search a way out from the sewage. suddenly, i found something. something that i thought would change my life.

i found a puppy in the sewage. a puppy with white fur. the puppy was begging for a help because of his bad condition. with the brain of 6 years old kid. i can't leave the puppy alone here. he's too cute to be left here.

so i decided to take it back home. but something reminds me, maybe the angel reminds me about what ustazah had told me in school. "muslim's cannot touch dogs nor pig". oh well. she said dogs. not puppy.

so i bring him home. i called him zero. but when i reached home. i realized that i will get busted when moms know about this. so i decided to take care of zero secretly.

(aww. it really looks like zero. seriously)

everyday i asked mom for money and i told her that i wanted to buy some snacks. but the truth was i used the money to buy dogs food. sometimes if i didn't had enough money to buy dogs food, i gave my meal to zero.

time pass by, years gone one by one. and zero surely had grown up. we played with each other everyday. zero sure makes my life different. at that time, he's the only best friend i got.

one day, i went to zero's hideout to gave him some food. suddenly he barks at me and started to chased me fiercely. i know, this is not the same game we used to play. this time i know he wanted to attacked me. but i don't know why. i cried and asked for help.

with zero's grown up body, he reached me and successfully bit my leg. my whole body fall down onto the earth. i'm started beggin for help. but no one hears. then i saw a rock nearby. i tried to reach it.

suddenly i hear men voices. they come to rescued me. after zero realize the situation he ran away as fast as he could. i looked at him get away. and i really feels sad at the moment. "you filthy dog bastard!! I HATE YOU!!" The End.

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and yeah. this story is positively a lie. hanyalah rekaan semata-mata. tidak ada kene-mengena dengan hidup dan yang mati. gile ke aku nk bawak balek anjing?

haha. jadi ape faktor sebenar nye saya membenci anjing? ketika saya berumur 6 tahun saya dikejar oleh beberape ekor anjing yg tidak puas hati dengan saya. semenjak tu saya trauma nmpk anjing. diorang takleh dekat pon dgn saya. kalau tak. hmm.

okay that's all folks! thanks for reading. hope you'll enjoy. jane!

i came from the street 10 years ago. and suddenly i found him. each day in my life i had been through with him. i doesn't have any single clue about him. any single info to know more about him.

time pass. and i realize. he needs me. he needs me more than anybody else. he needs my support in his old times. then i decided.

i'll follow him wherever he go. i'll answer all his call. i'll carry his things. i'll write all the letter for him. i'll make a note for every word he said. and if he needs me. i'll accompany me.

oh hye. do you have any idea what the hell did i just wrote? no? me neither. bahaha. no laa. this is not a love letter or a girl confession to some guy. the first and second paragraph is just shit i wrote for the intro.

and at the third paragraph, i just explain what did i just do in my work hours. work? you work? how come i didn't know? haha. i work with my pops. i work as his personal assistance. it's kinda boring job you know.

the most part that i really hate is when my dad asked me to wait in the office and read the shits inside the computer. i mean info or 'minit mesyurat'. it is boring as hell there. why? because there is nobody else that i can talk too.

haish. i doesn't really wanted this job. actually i really wanted to become a shop promoter. by doing that, i can meet many peoples. and of course many chick. mwahaha. ok lah. jane.

(help me! i'm bored to death here)
(haha. da lame tk tgkap gmba cni)

hye people! guess what? today i want to share with all of you about 10 things that i hate the most in my life whether i still live or dead.

now, here goes. i'll start from 10. ready? no? who cares. puii. :)



10 . bad and scary people. this include the criminal, drug-takers and others.

9 . everything that related with pains, uncomfortable and disease.

8 . beggar. go get your ass to work you lazy bum! no money will falls from the heaven.

7 . unhygienic person. euuww. gross. especially the smelly one.

6 . a person who works as a backstabber.

5 . girls that think she is totally hotter than anybody else.

4 . slimy things such as toads or frogs

3 . detractors and extreme gossipers

2 . queer. or you can call them overload soft guys or whatever you want. but to be exact. real gays!

1 . dogs. damn you dogs! don't you ever dare to get your tails or balls near me!


okay. that is the 10 things that i hate the most in my life. i would die or scream or spit at their faces and run if this 10 things across me.

fyi, on the next post i'll tell you guys why did i hate dogs soo much. maybe some person did think that i'm a total weirdo because dogs is cute.

yeah. i admit it. some dogs are really cute. but i still hate them even tho they are the most beautiful thing in the world. curious already? mwahahaha! just wait for the next post okay! jane! :D

(aww. cute. damn you dogs! :D)

surely this is a false statement. why you ask?

it is because some males prefer games should be more than that! who do you think males are? haha.

zzzzz.. huh what? ehhhh. it's 2012 already? wahaa. yeah. time's really a fast runner aih. hope i can catch up with it. today is the 6th january of 2012. and. oh hye. my name is Jazlee. :D

okay! today i'm gonna fulfill my other promise to you all, my fellow readers. although if i had one. haish. -.- what kind of promise? eh? aren't you remember? look at the title. still didn't get it?

alright i'll explain. didn't i tell you guys before, that i will write a post about the part of all 200 Episodes that i had read, successfully made me cried.



this guy here is usopp. he is the lamest and the weakest guy or maybe person in the straw hat's party. he has a long nose and curly hair.

even tho he is lame, but he sure can shoot perfectly onto the target. he hold the title sniper as his position in the straw hat crew. why do i introduce this lame guy to you? because the second part is about him. so, here goes the story.




one day, he fought a really strong person. and yeah, far stronger than him. like i said, he is the lamest guy in the straw hat party. so wherever or whenever he came into battle, he always got his ass kicked.

not only shooting that he good at, but he also good in running away from a fight. so if he got his ass kicked, without a second thought he'll run away to save his own life.

but not this time. this time even thought his ass seriously and badly got kicked by his opponent, he still stands up and fight. why? because his opponent laugh at his friend dreams, goals.

and yeah, his friend that had been laughed was luffy. luffy always dream to be a pirate king someday. this shows that usopp really cares about his friends.

what the hell? this is not sad at all. and you cry about it? you're just a cry baby, haha. noob! don't be such a girl. you're a man. a man will not cry about this stupid little thing.

condemn me all you want. it's my feelings. so who cares about what i felt when i'm reading this shit. do you know what did i think after i finished reading?

i remembered an old story of mine. i was only 9 y/o at that time. on that age i want to be a singer. a famous and well-known singer. and of course every boys on my age laughed about it and started to condemn me about that.

with the brain of 9 y/o boy, i wanted to punch their faces. all of them. and yeah, i punched them. and started a fight with them. but they were too many. so they easily kicked my ass back.

suddenly there was a boy standing in front of me and try to protect me. he's one of my friend. he said to them, "it's all your fault. you all laugh at him first. what's the problem to be a singer eh? if you all don't stop this, i'll tell the teachers."

than they all stop and started to went somewhere else. but we were all 9 y/o, so we will accidentally forget about it on the next day. haha. several month later, that friend of mine was died on a car accident. true story.

now do you understand why i cried when i read this part? haha. but it's really an old story. ok lah. that's all maybe. jane.

boyfriend : saya rasa kena kita break skrg..

girlfriend : kenapa?awak tak sayang kat saya dah ke?

boyfriend : sebab saya sayang awklah saya kena break dgn awak..

girlfriend : jadi kenapa?

boyfriend : tiap2 hari awak call saya,msj saya,tanya khabar saya..tapi awak call tak mak awak tiap2 hari?

girlfriend : (diam)..

boyfriend : saya kesian dekat mak ayah awak..saya takpela.. couple ni dosa tp lelaki tanggung dosa dia sendiri..tapi awak tak..sebelum awak kahwin,mak & ayah awak akn tanggung dosa awak..awak tak kesian ke kat mak & ayah awak?awak call saya tiap2 hari sedangkan saya tak menanggung awak pun kecil2 dulu..mak ayah awak yg jaga awak sampai sekarang.

girlfriend : hurm..

boyfriend : awak tunggu saya boleh?kalau ada jodoh kita,saya akan kembali pada awak bila saya dah berjaya dan bila saya dah membentuk diri saya supaya saya layak membimbing awak dan kita boleh berpimpin tangan ke syurga ALLAH..INSYAALLAH..

girlfriend : mulanya saya susah nak terima tapi saya sedar saya mesti menyayangi ibu bapa saya dulu..terima kasih awak.

tik tok tik tok tik tok.

woah! what's with that ticking sound? is it a bomb? oh it's a clock. what does it means? why is this clock exist in this damn blog? is it the time? is it the end?



hey~ what's with that sentences having bad atmosphere around it? the ticking is not a bad thing laa. it's not like it is the end of the world. it's only the end of year 2011. in other words, new year will come!

owwww.

okeh folks. u know what is this means right? it is REPLAY time! woot woot. what the hell is replay u ask? haish.

each time when the year is about to end. i, Jazlee Arief will post about what is the most precious, memorable, happy and unrepeatable things that happen in my life for this year. 2011. and i will label the post as replay.

it is the tradition of this blog. so, if you don't like it. you can simply click the button see yaa. okay? this year is the forth year for this tradition had been held.

are you ready guys. the most precious, memorable, happy and unrepeatable things that happen in this year is..

that they being part of my life. who's they? sains rembau and all its content. what? again? this is just like last years. oh really? haha. so you do remember eh? but who cares.



i admit. even tho at first i really hate that name. that place. but that the place who made changes in my life. my world. i learn so many things there. bad. good. everything. the things that i had been learn from that place is really useful for me to survive in the future.

and i'm really grateful to be sent there. now i know, when the first time i reached sains rembau. i blame the fate. i said to myself. 'i thought Allah would always gives the best for me. what is this.' now i'm surely realize. this is the best that Allah gave.

thank you Allah. for this memories, enjoyment and experiences. :) jane.