dulu. time tu luqmanul hakim nk g mengembara (tk silap laa) ngan anak die. time tu die ade seekor keldai je (tk silap laa) untuk dijadikan kenderaan.

"wahai anak, kamu naiklah keldai ini. ayah tarik." anaknya pun patuh kpd arahan bapa nye. pstu time die lalu kat satu bandar. ade org ckp kat belakang. "ape punye anak suruh ayah die yg tue tu tarikkan. x perikemanusiaan lgsg. tk malu ke?"

setelah mendengar kutukan itu. anknye mempelawa ayahnya pula yg tunggang. "tk pe laa ayah. ayah laa pulak naek. saya tarik" setibanya mereka ke satu lagi bandar. ade org ckp kat belakng, "ape punye bapak. suruh any die yg maseh kecik tarik kan. terok betol dera anak."

setelah mendengar perbualan tu luqmanul hakim turun dan kedua-dua nya menarik keldai itu dan teruskan berjalan menggunakan kaki mereka sendiri.

setibanya di suatu bandar lagi. ade org ckp kat belakang. "ape punye orang. dasar kufur nikmat. ade keldai taknk naek. tuhan kasi kemudahan tknk gune. puii laa."

dan luqmanul hakim pon berkata kepada anaknya, "wahai anakku yg soleh. igtlah. kite tidak akan dapat menyenangkan hati semua pihak di dunie ini melainkan dengan izin Allah yg maha esa."

THE END

changing to english mode

and yeah that's the story. the moral is we cant make everyone satisfied about anything we do. and i know. not everybody is satisfied with me.

so here's the thing. i want everybody that had read this post, please IM or email or message or anything to me about what did you really hate about me.

so with that i can improve myself towards a better me. if you didn't tell me i will never know what's wrong right?

and from deep down of my soul, i'm sorry for all the things that i done makes you hurt inside and outside. and again. i'm sorry.

jane.

hye! right now i'm so dead bored and suddenly something pops up inside my head. guess what? huwaa. curios already? that's the thing that i'm gonna share with you all in this post today.

do you know that many people doesn't like me much? and yeah maybe you're one of them. they said that they hate the way i talk, walk, treat people, stalk, look, etc etc.



not only one person. but just like i said. many. and yeah. not everybody hates me? so why? fyi, i treat all people equally and same including my friends and all unknown people.

the way i talk, walk etc etc. it's all the same. so why i asked again. maybe some of you must say, "you sure didn't realize it. you treat people differently. i know. i saw."

hello people. it's my body. and i know what am i doing. i will never treat person differently except for my family and my best friends.

and the only thing that different in the way i treat my friends and my best friends is i likes to hug them often, i will feel comfortable when shares secret with them and i will feel extra ease with them. that's all.

and yeah. all the things that luqmanul hakim taught us is all true. "wait2. who again?" luqmanul hakim. didn't you know him? no? haish. did you want to know what did he taught us? "hell yeah! tell me!"

-.- okay2 i tell yaa. but is it okay? because if i tell you his story this post will become even longer. "who the hell cares?" okay. suite urself. i'll write his story in malay okay. here goes.

oh wait. on the second thought. i'll tell you about him in my next post as the second part. and by doing that, this post will not seen as long old boring article, right?

n mybe smbungan ade kat atas post ni jek. tgk tau! okay, till next post. jane.

(but not me :D)

When America takes 1 million livesin Iraq for oil:

Not Terrorism.

When India kills 5 lakh people in Kashmir , Rapped their women:

Not Terrorism.

When Serbs rape Muslim women in Kosovo/Bosnia:

Not Terrorism.

When Russians kill 200,000 Chechens in

bombings:

Not Terrorism

When Jews kick out Palestinians and take their land:

Not Terrorism.

When American drones kill entire family in Afghanistan/ Pakistan:

Not Terrorism

When Israel kills 10,000 Lebanese civilians due to 2 missing soldiers:

Not Terrorism

When Muslims retaliate and show you how you treat us:

"Terrorism?"

It seems like the word

"Terrorism" is only

reserved for Muslims.

can anyone tell me what's the true meaning of terrorism?

one day, there's a boy asked me a pretty interesting question. wanna know what did he asked? are you sure? here, i wrote the conversation i had with that boy. but hey. enjoy your reading. :)



"didn't you feel embarrass when you're holding hands or hug your mother in public when you're this big? if you're me, i will feel a big mass of total shame in myself."

"oh. what a nice question you asked. (senyum) do you really wanna know what did i feel when i hold hands with my mom when i take a walk? i feel jannah flowing through my hands."

"err."

"and yeah. even tho that's only my imagination. do you want to know when and why did i imagine like that when i hold my mom's hands?"

"hell yeah! tell me!"



so here's the story. three years ago in shams, there's an open day there. and i'm surely participant that event. i saw many people coming in and out. suddenly, i saw something.

i saw few of my don't wanted to meet seniors, they were welcoming their parents at the front gate. and yeah. their staying in hostels. i saw something really miraculous to me.

i saw they're hugging and kissing their parents with so many peoples around. i was really astonished. weren't them the worst, the scariest and the most don't have heart guy i ever met in school? what happen to them? nk ckap rindu baru balek minggu lepas. hmm.

so i asked them the same question to them. weren't they felt embarrassed? then they told me this. ready? go!

"even taiko like us loves our parents and family. even us care about them. try to imagine, what if we didn't have the opportunity to kiss them or hug them again. try to think that that was the last hug that i can give to my parents. my dream is, whenever my mom or dad died, i want to be the imam for their solat jenazah."

"huwaa. can i follow your way and dream seniors?"

"sure. but don't get us wrong. we still the worst and scariest seniors that you had met. now that you want to follow our style you must pay. or else."

"o god the most merciful and the most beneficent, HELP ME!"

and yeah. that's why i didn't care if anyone called me a grownup baby or mom's kid. i will never feel embarrassed when i holding hands with my parents. it is way better than i hold a non-bloodrelative girls hand.

btw, all that i write just now is a total TRUE STORY. you should try too. don't feel shy. it's your parents. who cares if someone condemn you. tapi jangan lebih2 lak smpi parents kite lak malu.

haha. jane. title best an? :)

The world without Free net

today, a lot of kidnapping activity happen around us. as always, the victim was a kid who went playing at their porch. god. what happen to the world huh? just let the kids play. their just kids you know.

why we must kidnap somebody to get money and men's satisfaction huh? what's the point a whore selling their body? use them lah. don't have money to rent a whore? go get yourself a job dumb ass.

and i thought this thing only happen in malaysia. n i'm totally wrong. watch this.

jane.

warning

post ini di tules dalam bahase melayu sbb malas nk pk ayat english. dan jangan tertipu dengan tajuk nih. post ni berbaurkan Islamik. tajuk ni sje je nk curi perhatian org. tajuk sebenar post nih manusia akhir zaman. wth? islamik? nak keluar? cepat2 tekan button see yaa sekarang! sebelom terlambat! tknk bla? okeh. bce smpi habes tau! post ni pnjg sikit.

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okeh. sy di sini nk berkongsi cerita yang tadi sy pergi dgr ceramah ustaz azhar idrus kat masjid senawang. ramai gile. pstu kat situ pon ramai org jual barang, ambil kesempatan laa katekan. ustad ni sumpah dah macam artis. femes gileh.

tadi aku dan kawan aku ade bet. kalo aku buat post pasal Islam mesti sume org bace tajuk je straight bla g tmpt len. so kalo anda berjaya bce smpi habes, leave ur message and tell me that i'm totally wrong!



tdi aku dgr ceramah tajuk die manusia akhir zaman. n aku nk kongsi lah ngan korang. cite die cmni. Rasulullah S.A.W pnah berkate : akhir zaman nanti susah orang nk pegang Islam seperti susah orang nk memegang bara api.

maksud nye? sbgi contoh, zaman skang kene pk macam2. smpi terpakse menduakan antara islam dan kehidupan seharian. sbgi contoh. da pukul 2.30pm. kene amek anak dari sekolah. tpi tak solat zohor lagi. so, kite mesti pk nk amek anak dulu sbb takut jem. tpi tak takut Allah.

tak pham? satu lagi contoh. kite dpat keje. gajim rm2000. tpi org tu kate tak leh pkai tudung. hmm. susah nih. da laa gaji mahal susah nk dapat. aku bukan pndai mane pon. jdi ape kite pilih? anak ramai. susah kan?

Allah buat ini sume sbb ape? sbb di akhir zaman ini Allah nk ukur antara sume hamba die siape yg terbaek dan cube berusaha. spe berusaha Allah tolong. KL. ikot kajian. tempat yg pleng byk maksiat di Malaysia. tpi kat KL jugak lah tmpt paleng byk ceramah agama di buat.

kalo kite pk logik kan. kalo tmpt tu penoh ngan org terok, psti org sekeliling akan terikot-ikot. tpi sbb ade orang yg berusaha utk mengenali Allah, Allah bantu.

Allah suruh perhambakan diri kite kepada nya. berape byk Allah nk? tak byk. 5 waktu jek. berape lame? hmm. lebeh kurang 4-6 minit satu waktu. nk keje, belajar atau bersronok pergilah. Allah tk larang pon. jdi bile kene hukuman jgn kate Allah zalim.

kite pndg sekeliling. ramai tak pakai tudung. kite je pakai tudung. kene ejek. ape class pakai tudung? ape class? di rusia, jepun, US, dan mexico. negara sejuk. negara bukan Islam. negara maju. tpi ramai jek org Islam pakai tudung. style jek. class jek. ni stakat dok ampang. haha. (ustad tu cakap)

kite mmg tak boleh nk elak. mmg ni akhir zaman. ade sheikh cakap, bile kite kejar dunie akhirat akan tercicir. tpi bile kite kejar akhirat dunie pulak akan tercicir. jdi kite kejar yg kekal abadi. yg sementara kite kejar juge. tpi yg tercicir biarlah tercicir. faham? haha.

wah! tahniah! kerana anda dah berjaya habeskan bace. aku tabek kau lah. sumpah. oklah. jane.

a long long time ago. but not too long. when i was 6 years old. i live in a place called selayang. it is located in KL. i guess.

one day. i took a walked around my hometown. when i walk and walk and walk. with my careless attitude, i fell into a sewage. i thought i had drown for an instance. but lucky me. there was nothing in the sewage.

i started to walked again and tried to search a way out from the sewage. suddenly, i found something. something that i thought would change my life.

i found a puppy in the sewage. a puppy with white fur. the puppy was begging for a help because of his bad condition. with the brain of 6 years old kid. i can't leave the puppy alone here. he's too cute to be left here.

so i decided to take it back home. but something reminds me, maybe the angel reminds me about what ustazah had told me in school. "muslim's cannot touch dogs nor pig". oh well. she said dogs. not puppy.

so i bring him home. i called him zero. but when i reached home. i realized that i will get busted when moms know about this. so i decided to take care of zero secretly.

(aww. it really looks like zero. seriously)

everyday i asked mom for money and i told her that i wanted to buy some snacks. but the truth was i used the money to buy dogs food. sometimes if i didn't had enough money to buy dogs food, i gave my meal to zero.

time pass by, years gone one by one. and zero surely had grown up. we played with each other everyday. zero sure makes my life different. at that time, he's the only best friend i got.

one day, i went to zero's hideout to gave him some food. suddenly he barks at me and started to chased me fiercely. i know, this is not the same game we used to play. this time i know he wanted to attacked me. but i don't know why. i cried and asked for help.

with zero's grown up body, he reached me and successfully bit my leg. my whole body fall down onto the earth. i'm started beggin for help. but no one hears. then i saw a rock nearby. i tried to reach it.

suddenly i hear men voices. they come to rescued me. after zero realize the situation he ran away as fast as he could. i looked at him get away. and i really feels sad at the moment. "you filthy dog bastard!! I HATE YOU!!" The End.

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and yeah. this story is positively a lie. hanyalah rekaan semata-mata. tidak ada kene-mengena dengan hidup dan yang mati. gile ke aku nk bawak balek anjing?

haha. jadi ape faktor sebenar nye saya membenci anjing? ketika saya berumur 6 tahun saya dikejar oleh beberape ekor anjing yg tidak puas hati dengan saya. semenjak tu saya trauma nmpk anjing. diorang takleh dekat pon dgn saya. kalau tak. hmm.

okay that's all folks! thanks for reading. hope you'll enjoy. jane!

i came from the street 10 years ago. and suddenly i found him. each day in my life i had been through with him. i doesn't have any single clue about him. any single info to know more about him.

time pass. and i realize. he needs me. he needs me more than anybody else. he needs my support in his old times. then i decided.

i'll follow him wherever he go. i'll answer all his call. i'll carry his things. i'll write all the letter for him. i'll make a note for every word he said. and if he needs me. i'll accompany me.

oh hye. do you have any idea what the hell did i just wrote? no? me neither. bahaha. no laa. this is not a love letter or a girl confession to some guy. the first and second paragraph is just shit i wrote for the intro.

and at the third paragraph, i just explain what did i just do in my work hours. work? you work? how come i didn't know? haha. i work with my pops. i work as his personal assistance. it's kinda boring job you know.

the most part that i really hate is when my dad asked me to wait in the office and read the shits inside the computer. i mean info or 'minit mesyurat'. it is boring as hell there. why? because there is nobody else that i can talk too.

haish. i doesn't really wanted this job. actually i really wanted to become a shop promoter. by doing that, i can meet many peoples. and of course many chick. mwahaha. ok lah. jane.

(help me! i'm bored to death here)
(haha. da lame tk tgkap gmba cni)

hye people! guess what? today i want to share with all of you about 10 things that i hate the most in my life whether i still live or dead.

now, here goes. i'll start from 10. ready? no? who cares. puii. :)



10 . bad and scary people. this include the criminal, drug-takers and others.

9 . everything that related with pains, uncomfortable and disease.

8 . beggar. go get your ass to work you lazy bum! no money will falls from the heaven.

7 . unhygienic person. euuww. gross. especially the smelly one.

6 . a person who works as a backstabber.

5 . girls that think she is totally hotter than anybody else.

4 . slimy things such as toads or frogs

3 . detractors and extreme gossipers

2 . queer. or you can call them overload soft guys or whatever you want. but to be exact. real gays!

1 . dogs. damn you dogs! don't you ever dare to get your tails or balls near me!


okay. that is the 10 things that i hate the most in my life. i would die or scream or spit at their faces and run if this 10 things across me.

fyi, on the next post i'll tell you guys why did i hate dogs soo much. maybe some person did think that i'm a total weirdo because dogs is cute.

yeah. i admit it. some dogs are really cute. but i still hate them even tho they are the most beautiful thing in the world. curious already? mwahahaha! just wait for the next post okay! jane! :D

(aww. cute. damn you dogs! :D)

surely this is a false statement. why you ask?

it is because some males prefer games should be more than that! who do you think males are? haha.

zzzzz.. huh what? ehhhh. it's 2012 already? wahaa. yeah. time's really a fast runner aih. hope i can catch up with it. today is the 6th january of 2012. and. oh hye. my name is Jazlee. :D

okay! today i'm gonna fulfill my other promise to you all, my fellow readers. although if i had one. haish. -.- what kind of promise? eh? aren't you remember? look at the title. still didn't get it?

alright i'll explain. didn't i tell you guys before, that i will write a post about the part of all 200 Episodes that i had read, successfully made me cried.



this guy here is usopp. he is the lamest and the weakest guy or maybe person in the straw hat's party. he has a long nose and curly hair.

even tho he is lame, but he sure can shoot perfectly onto the target. he hold the title sniper as his position in the straw hat crew. why do i introduce this lame guy to you? because the second part is about him. so, here goes the story.




one day, he fought a really strong person. and yeah, far stronger than him. like i said, he is the lamest guy in the straw hat party. so wherever or whenever he came into battle, he always got his ass kicked.

not only shooting that he good at, but he also good in running away from a fight. so if he got his ass kicked, without a second thought he'll run away to save his own life.

but not this time. this time even thought his ass seriously and badly got kicked by his opponent, he still stands up and fight. why? because his opponent laugh at his friend dreams, goals.

and yeah, his friend that had been laughed was luffy. luffy always dream to be a pirate king someday. this shows that usopp really cares about his friends.

what the hell? this is not sad at all. and you cry about it? you're just a cry baby, haha. noob! don't be such a girl. you're a man. a man will not cry about this stupid little thing.

condemn me all you want. it's my feelings. so who cares about what i felt when i'm reading this shit. do you know what did i think after i finished reading?

i remembered an old story of mine. i was only 9 y/o at that time. on that age i want to be a singer. a famous and well-known singer. and of course every boys on my age laughed about it and started to condemn me about that.

with the brain of 9 y/o boy, i wanted to punch their faces. all of them. and yeah, i punched them. and started a fight with them. but they were too many. so they easily kicked my ass back.

suddenly there was a boy standing in front of me and try to protect me. he's one of my friend. he said to them, "it's all your fault. you all laugh at him first. what's the problem to be a singer eh? if you all don't stop this, i'll tell the teachers."

than they all stop and started to went somewhere else. but we were all 9 y/o, so we will accidentally forget about it on the next day. haha. several month later, that friend of mine was died on a car accident. true story.

now do you understand why i cried when i read this part? haha. but it's really an old story. ok lah. that's all maybe. jane.

boyfriend : saya rasa kena kita break skrg..

girlfriend : kenapa?awak tak sayang kat saya dah ke?

boyfriend : sebab saya sayang awklah saya kena break dgn awak..

girlfriend : jadi kenapa?

boyfriend : tiap2 hari awak call saya,msj saya,tanya khabar saya..tapi awak call tak mak awak tiap2 hari?

girlfriend : (diam)..

boyfriend : saya kesian dekat mak ayah awak..saya takpela.. couple ni dosa tp lelaki tanggung dosa dia sendiri..tapi awak tak..sebelum awak kahwin,mak & ayah awak akn tanggung dosa awak..awak tak kesian ke kat mak & ayah awak?awak call saya tiap2 hari sedangkan saya tak menanggung awak pun kecil2 dulu..mak ayah awak yg jaga awak sampai sekarang.

girlfriend : hurm..

boyfriend : awak tunggu saya boleh?kalau ada jodoh kita,saya akan kembali pada awak bila saya dah berjaya dan bila saya dah membentuk diri saya supaya saya layak membimbing awak dan kita boleh berpimpin tangan ke syurga ALLAH..INSYAALLAH..

girlfriend : mulanya saya susah nak terima tapi saya sedar saya mesti menyayangi ibu bapa saya dulu..terima kasih awak.