tik tok tik tok tik tok.

woah! what's with that ticking sound? is it a bomb? oh it's a clock. what does it means? why is this clock exist in this damn blog? is it the time? is it the end?



hey~ what's with that sentences having bad atmosphere around it? the ticking is not a bad thing laa. it's not like it is the end of the world. it's only the end of year 2011. in other words, new year will come!

owwww.

okeh folks. u know what is this means right? it is REPLAY time! woot woot. what the hell is replay u ask? haish.

each time when the year is about to end. i, Jazlee Arief will post about what is the most precious, memorable, happy and unrepeatable things that happen in my life for this year. 2011. and i will label the post as replay.

it is the tradition of this blog. so, if you don't like it. you can simply click the button see yaa. okay? this year is the forth year for this tradition had been held.

are you ready guys. the most precious, memorable, happy and unrepeatable things that happen in this year is..

that they being part of my life. who's they? sains rembau and all its content. what? again? this is just like last years. oh really? haha. so you do remember eh? but who cares.



i admit. even tho at first i really hate that name. that place. but that the place who made changes in my life. my world. i learn so many things there. bad. good. everything. the things that i had been learn from that place is really useful for me to survive in the future.

and i'm really grateful to be sent there. now i know, when the first time i reached sains rembau. i blame the fate. i said to myself. 'i thought Allah would always gives the best for me. what is this.' now i'm surely realize. this is the best that Allah gave.

thank you Allah. for this memories, enjoyment and experiences. :) jane.

i'm really grateful to have you all as my friends, budak budak sains rembau batch form5 2011! and i'm currently miss and really desperate to meet you all.

hope we will never forget about each other. and i really hope that this friendship will last forever even if we already reach 70 y/o. :)

i'm sooo bored. when i'm bored i will surely hunt for some food in my refrigerator. and that's definitely the bad part. this holiday, i always got bored. and it means i'll always search for food to be eaten. and it also means i will gain tons of gram if i'm continue my days like this.

i don want to go fat again. waa. help me please. dont made me bored. okay. enough for the introduction. haa. anyway. the story that i'm gonna to tell you is totally nothing related to the introduction. trust me.

yesterday, i went to the istana budaya to watch a theater entitled semerah padi. and yeah it is a malay story. and yeah again. it is my first time setting foot on the istana budaya building.

(my cousin :D)

the air inside is frozen like hell. 'hell is chill? wau.' err. okay okay. i'll use different phrase. the air inside is frozen like living in the south pole. happy? and i didn't bring any sweater.

i thought the theater was held in an open-air. so i thought that the atmosphere there would be hot. haha. silly me. yelaa. budak kampung ann. mane tau. sorry laa.

actually, i didn't plan to watch this theater but my uncle suddenly asked me and my sisters to join his family because they got extra ticket. so we go.

the story is not bad at all. i laugh a lot. and agak banyak part lucah. haha! alaa. normall laa. cite melayu ann. haha. when the story took place, my sister, my uncle and his family kept talking about the artist name that i didn't even know.

(that's the guy. his name is. hmm. nawawee something.)

i got back home at 1 o'clock. and my mom already slept. it was really a tiring day. but i really enjoyed it. thanks pak teh, mak teh and others for the wonderful and full-experienced day. oh well.






'hey wait up. where's the other part?'

what part?

'you said that there's two part in all 200 episodes of one piece that you had read that successfully made you cry. you only told us one. so where's the other part?'

haha. sorry sorry. i almost forgot about that. thanks for reminding me. okay. i promise. i'll tell you in the next post okay. jane. :)

(kawasan bahasa melayu) :D

tadikan. aku sedang menghadapi kebosanan yang amat melampau. jadi, aku pergi mendapatkan komputer aku dan mula melayari internet untuk meluangkan mase.

usha usha. tibe tibe ternampak satu gambar nih. stylo lah. pastu teringat mase aku amek pra-L motor haritu. orang tu kate.

"kite nanti bile da dapat lesen moto, bile nk bonceng orang pastikan bahagian hadapan badan org yg dibonceng rapat dengan penunggang. kaki mesti kepit kepada penunggang. dan tangan mesti peluk perut penunggang. bende ni nak menjaminkan penunggang berase selesa dan stabil ketika memulakan perjalanan."

"jadi sesape yg ade nmpak mat rempit or sesape yg bawak makwe die nek moto pastu makwe die rapat dgn penunggang ketat ketat. jangan marah diorang. diorang mematuhi peraturan jalan raya." :D

betol lah. diorang mmg mematuhi peraturan jalan raya. macam mane dengan peraturan Allah? hmmm. boleh jee nk bonceng awek pstu dok rapat2 nek moto. tapii.

ahaa. today should be the day for the pmr result to be released. ahh. i really miss this day, two years ago. i remember the feelings about how much i wanted to know about my pmr result.

did i failed or did i success? i pray every day and night to god, hoping that god will gave me the best for my result. at that time. i have the thought that I really don't want to lose to my brother and sisters.

they all got 8 and 9A's for their pmr. then, my mom suddenly said to me, "it doesn't matter if you lose to your brother and sisters. don't compete with them. compete with yourself. they are not you and you are not them. it is matter that you always knew that you had done your best. whatever your result is, i still proud of you my son."



okay laa. i admit. it's true that i had add-up some words in my mother quote up there. haha. but who cares. :P whatever lah. what i'm trying to say is...

'hye! wait up! you still didn't tell us what or who the hell is extrovert.'

oh really? haha. sorry. my bad. extrovert is one of the batch name in semesra. a.k.a my juniors. this year they are form3. happy? can i continue now? thank you. i heard from my friends that there are 84 pupil from 120 something that got straight A's.

so, i just want to say how happy i am to be one of your senior. even tho i'm not one of the best senior that you got. but i still proud of you all. to those who were not get straight A's. dont worry. pmr is not everything. trust me. you still got your spm. :D

sorry for all my attitude that makes you all hated me or condemn about me. and sorry for not being a nice big bro. haha. ahh. one more thing.

da berjaya tu jangan laa sampai lupekan Allah eh. that's all maybe. exroverts! congrats! n jane~ ;)

(and sorry curi gambar. haha!)

A non-muslim teacher had his lecture on 27 Muslims pupil. his pupil was only 7 years old. suddenly the teacher asked some silly question while having his lecture that he hoped this questions can confuse his students.

Teacher : Can you see ALLAH?
Class : No.
Teacher : Can you touch ALLAH?
Class : No
Teacher : Then there isn't ALLAH!

*Student raises their hand and asked*

Student : Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher : No.
Student : Can you touch your brain?
Teacher : No.
Student : Oh okay, so you don't have a brain?

yeah. i love Allah and his messenger, Muhamad SAW more than anything else. so don't ever tried to questions about their existence. this is completely a warning from me, as a full-time muslim.

this is not a symbol of harshness or violence. i just want to show that i really loves my creator and i dont want anybody to question about him.

thank you for your cooperation.

today, i'm here to fulfill my words. which words? stop it. -.- i will write about the part in all 200 episode of one piece that i had read, successfully makes me cried. okay. lets start.

several years ago, there's a women who is a former of the marines name miss belmeil, went back to her hometown after she finished her last mission. (marines is just like police in the pirate era, sea police. yeah! their job to catch pirates and throw them in the dungeon) ignore that if you want. it's nothing to do with my story.



continue please. but this time is different. this time she went back to her hometown with two girls on her. they were seriously wounded at that time. 4 years later. they were leaving together just like a family.

even tho they were poor. but they still lives happily together. belmeil told those two girls the truth about their relationship. even though those two girl was just a kid. they accept the truth open-minded. then, several days past.

a pirates called Arlong Pirates came to evade the town. Arlong warn the villagers and said that those people must pay taxes every month. 100,000 beli for adults and 50,000 beli for kids. ('beli' is the money used in the pirate era) if you dont pay, you'll die.

like i said, belmeil family was a poor family. so she was the only one in the village who cant pay that tax. all the villagers know about that. so they try to hide the two girls from being sighted by Arlong.

when arlong tried to enter belmeil house, she suddenly dash out and resist. with the ability of a high rank marine, she tried to fight. but Arlong was too strong for belmeil to fight. the mayor of the village appealed to belmeil to just pay the tax.



belmeil told Arlong that. she have money to pay. but. only for her two daughter. the villager was all shock. why did she told Arlong about that thing? arlong was surprised because in the villagers list, belmeil status was single.

and then. arlong took a gun and shot at her because she doesn't have any money to pay the tax for herself. that's all. under this text, there's pictures. this pictures show the sad part. (fyi, if you want to read this comic strip more clearly, just clik it.)







look. full of sadness right? if you want to cry just like me you may read it yourself. this story in episode 77. BACE LAA. :D

even though the villagers help her to hide her daughters, she wont accept that if someone said she doesn't have any kids. is this the nature of a mother? superb!

waa. T^T ok lah. till the next post. jane~

whose name is that? in your title. who's that guy? your new gay partner? haha. i know it. i just had a feeling that you're gay. and i'm right. this prove it all. haha!

wth? -.-

asyraf amran is my cousin laa. why do you need that bad thought about me every time eh? do you really can't live without condemning me each day's? oh well. even not everybody likes justin bieber. haha!

oh hye! haha. you may ignore the upper text if you want to. just having a little conversation with myself. it's really fun. you'll should try it sometimes.

so, in the last post, i promise you all that i will tell which part in all 200 episodes of one piece that succeed from making me cried, right? haha. i will postpone that for the next post okay. sorry. today, my souls tell me to write about something else. so, here goes.

actually, this weekend, i need to go to have my driving lesson to earn L license for both motorcar n motorcycle. but my mother told me to postponed the date because i need to attend my cousin's marriage.



do you want to know how this couple met? this is what i know laa. actually, this couple already known each other for a long time. it is because they have their high schools life at the same school. hmm.

but at that moment, they doesn't have any feelings about each other. just a normal friend. several years past. and one day, they met at some small party. at that time, mr.Asyraf had melt because of the hotness of this girl.

so he tell his opinion about that girl to his friend. Coincidentally, his friend is a friend of that girl. so, his friend told that girl that mr.asyraf likes her. after that, their relationship had begun. hah. pening daa. that's all i know. haha.

(kalau cerita di atas salah jangan marah ek. haha)

untuk bahagian lelaki, they make the wedding celebration at my father's hotel, kayns resort. (kene laa promote sikit) so my family and i need to go there (yesterday) to lend a hand for the preparation of the celebration.



on the wedding day, it was really a tiring day. like i said. it's a tiring day. so i don't want to write about it. haha!

but i really enjoyed. having my cousins that all grown up. haish. bile laa time untuk aku plak. hmm. haha. oh well. congrats eh abg Asyraf. your wife is really beautiful. seriously. and when i said that girl is pretty. it means she's pretty.








ok lah. that's all for today. thanks for being a reader of this damn + boring + typical + nonsense blog. and sorry for all the grammatical error. oh well, jane~

hoy. you know, this days i have a lot of spare times due to my holiday. and i dont know what to do to fill up my time. haish. i really need something to do.

as if i waited your suggestion for what to do during my holidays, it will be pain in the ass because i'm positively sure you will never gives me one. right?







argh. what i want to say is i currently reading one piece. do you know about this manga? this story began when there once lived a pirate named Gold D. Roger. He obtained wealth, fame, and power to earn the title of Pirate King in the pirate era.

When he was captured and about to be executed, he revealed that his treasure called One Piece was hidden somewhere at the Grand Line. This made all people set out to search and uncover the One Piece treasure, but no one ever found the location of Gold D. Roger's treasure, and the Grand Line was too dangerous a place to overcome.

Twenty-two years after Gold D. Roger's death, a boy named Monkey D. Luffy decided to become a pirate and search for Gold D. Roger's treasure to become the next Pirate King.

luffy is an ordinary boy that obtain his power by eating a devil fruit. there's plenty type of power that the devil fruit can granted you with. and luffy power is his body can be stretch just like a rubber.



yeah. as all you can see, i copied the upper text from the internet. haha! except for the last paragraph that started with the word "luffy". anyway. i hate this story. why? because this comic makes me cry twice. I only just read up to episode 200. and i cry twice?

can you believe that? yeah. i know. you all must think that i'm a cry baby. but try bace sendiri laa. haha. that's all maybe. oh. wait up. i want to tell you something.

the next post i will tell you which part from all 200 episodes of one piece that i had read, successfully made me cried. till then. jane!